Oh look! The real climax! Mary and Rachel are back to break down the FINAL BATTLE of the first Twilight book and all the blood that comes with it. Get out your Nokia phones, write your goodbye letter, and pull on your lightest gray shirt: it's time for the sacrificial play! This episode is complete with a dramatic reading, sorting Bella into a Hogwarts house, and the first ever Jackson 2 segment! Keep us on the wagon yall!