On this week’s episode of Read, Watch, or DNF, we start our journey through the Twilight Saga and go all the way to Forks, Washington, where we follow Bella Swan and her epic(more like confounding) relationship with Edward Cullen. We’re gonna deal with a whole lot of teen angst…and sparkly vampires, and we ask the question, what happened to book Bella…? we want book bella

Also, why does it seem like Kristen Stewart is going to vomit every time she opens her mouth?

Content warning: Talking a whole lot of shit about Kristen Stewart.