Where the hell have you BEEN, loca?

Welcome back for the second movie in the Twilight Saga. We talk all about New Moon.

It's not often that you can witness a movie that is almost entirely table setting for something bigger while also having almost no plot of its own.

Either way, grab your recently restored dirt bike, head off to the cliffs by La Push and roll up in your local gang of Never Nudes because we're talking about the franchise that gave us weirdo sparkling vampires, now giving us weirdo werewolves.

Oh. And also they mention the Volturi but you don't really gotta worry about them for a while.