Say it...Stalker. We return to 2008 so that Chris can experience the phenomenon of Twilight for the first time. You know the story, Bella Swan is a girl who "isn't like the other girls" because she reads in the parking lot and can't put a sentence together. Edward Cullen is a lonely hottie who probably picks out the music for Starbucks and doesn't understand boundaries. The perfect couple according to 14 year old girls and middle-aged women who live, laugh, and love.  Enjoy!