<p>Dive into this week's Twisted Horoscopes as Nebula Naysayer decodes the cosmic chaos from August 27th to September 2nd, 2023. From Mars' tantrums to Mercury's whispers, discover why Aries might need a helmet and Aquarius should consider interpretive dance. Tune in for a starry ride filled with celestial cynicism and astral amusement</p>

Dive into this week's Twisted Horoscopes as Nebula Naysayer decodes the cosmic chaos from August 27th to September 2nd, 2023. From Mars' tantrums to Mercury's whispers, discover why Aries might need a helmet and Aquarius should consider interpretive dance. Tune in for a starry ride filled with celestial cynicism and astral amusement

Twisted Horoscopes for the week of the August 27th to September 2nd, 2023

Twisted Horoscopes: The Bleak Side of the Zodiac is a satirical podcast with a hilariously cynical twist on astrology. Join host Nebula Naysayer as she shares dark and twisted horoscopes for each zodiac sign. Brace yourself for cosmic chaos, laugh at your astrological misfortunes, and remember that we're all just navigating this universal mess together.

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Twisted Horoscopes for the week of the August 27th to September 2nd, 2023

Twisted Horoscopes for the week of the August 27th to September 2nd, 2023