Raunchy, hooky, guitar-riffing love song from a man to a dominatrix

Twisted Like a Biscuit, Words and Music (C) 2025 Michael Sion (BMI)

:Lead and background vocals, piano: Smiley Mikey (Michael Sion)

Background vocals: Daniel and Aaron

Guitars, bass, drums, mixing: Aaron

Additional mixing: Daniel

Mastering: Adam Grover, Sterling Sound, Nashville

LYRICS:

Honey, I never knew what a big pain in the ass was

Till I met you. A bad dream come true

Honey, I never knew how much a man could put up with

But you’re worth it. Cuz you’ve got spirit.

And something keeps me coming back for more

Never knew a girl so alive in the moment

Keep me on my toes and you’re stompin’ all over ’em

Now my worst nightmare is you losin’ interest

Dancin’ on the wild side, you’re so twisted

Twisted like a biscuit!

Whoo! Twisted like a biscuit!

Honey, how’d you ever learn to party like a medieval demon

Where you been livin’? What you been seen in?

Honey, don’t know how you ever got me sniffin’ leather

Binded and blinded. Chokin’ and smokin’

You’re like no lover I’ve ever met before

Never knew a girl so cocky in a corset

Knock me off my feet and you slap me up in bracelets

Begging for more from a blackhearted mistress

Dancin’ on the wild side, you’re so twisted

Twisted like a biscuit

Whoo! Twisted like a biscuit!

Whoo! Twisted like a biscuit

Whoo! Twisted like a biscuit!

Twisted like a biscuit (You’re so twisted)

Sharp like a corkscrew (You’re so twisted)

Studs on the glove, too (You’re so twisted)

Naughty things that you do (You’re so twisted)

My nasty habit, yeah (You’re so twisted)

Make me to an addict, yeah (You’re so twisted)

Simpin’ and subbin’, yeah (You’re so twisted)

Can I get another, yeah (You’re so twisted)

Faster with the lash, yeah (You’re so twisted)

Jumpin’ Jack splash, yeah (You’re so twisted)

Girl behind the mask, yeah (You’re so twisted)

Supervillain laugh, yeah (You’re so twisted)

Suck it up, succubus (You’re so twisted)

Better look that word up (You’re so twisted)

Big pain in the butt (You’re so twisted)

Nips all clamped up (You’re so twisted)