Happy Pride, you beautiful disasters! This week, Chey & Jill are spiraling into a glitter-filled fever dream of sexuality, smut, and a mysterious appearance... Chey’s juggling her identity like it’s a queer circus act — bi? pan? bi? A walking rainbow with emotion trauma? Who knows? Certainly not Chey. Meanwhile, Jill’s over here being aggressively straight and still managing to make herself weirdly relevant in a Pride episode. Like… how? We don’t know. She doesn’t either. It wasn't authorized but it happened. Meanwhile her FeetFinder account is drier than a glute-free cracker in the Sahara...Things only get more unhinged from there as Chey opens up about her "mosquito bites" era (trigger warning: underdeveloped trauma) and the vibes in the studio shift. Drastically. You’ll hear it. You’ll feel it. Something... or someone... appears.

And just when you think it can’t get more unhinged — boom — queerbating! they read an AI-generated erotic fanfic titled: “Smut and Sass: The Steamy Turn.” Featuring sapphic tension, zero consent from the characters involved, and plot holes large enough to march in. It’s a fever dream of an episode you didn’t know you needed — full of shade, smut, and one big, mysterious reveal. Listen if you dare. It’s gay. It’s chaotic. It’s somehow educational? Probably not. But it’s Pride, baby. Grab your flags and press play.