Table of nonsense:

0:00-   intro - your last moments on earth

2:50-   john drops something into the toilet besides fecal matter 

4:15 - chris interrupts john’s story with a makeshift ASMR session

6:00 - john’s toilet bowl story continues... almost

7:05- nick interrupts john’s story with a call

9:15- ok, NOW john’s story continues until completion

12:40- chris almost cracks his tooth

13:40 - john’s master-ass wiping tips

15:50- Ghost Attack 3: mysterious jazz music

17:50 - chris’s questionable-ass shaving techniques

20:20 – john’s official bidet recommendation

22:50- the mechanics of poo-pourri evades chris’s comprehension

24:30 - girls never poop because they are celestial angels

28:00- Hollywood is pissing john off with Harvey Weinstein jerking off into flower pots

30:00 Aziz Ansari and James Franco 

33:20 - Time’s up movement 

44:05 – Ghost Attack 4 

45:45- Cuntie’s amazing caveman repellent system

47:30 - The story of the New Orleans palmetto bug freakout

62:18 – SONG: “The Tiny Cowboy” by Youth Moose