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Table of Nonsense:

0:00 - Intro: True Lies

1:25 - Chris’s official Holiday cake recommendation

5:20 – Now introducing: Psychedelic Dave

6:20 - Emotionally Disturbed close encounters

9:45 - The frightening false alarm Hawaii received about impending doom

15:00-   Question of the hour – Kim Jong Un

18:00 – Tide pod challenge, cinnamon challenge, all these stupid challenges

21:50 – Chris thinks Apple is planning on giving out an award to people who have treated Siri with kindness instead of abusing her like John Matland

23:00 - Chris talks about how beautiful death is

28:30 – Chris talks about floating naked in outerspace in a sensory depravation chamber

32:00 -   The facemask people that walk around the city… explained!!!

36:00 - Chris experiments with Testicular Torsion

42:00 - John hooks up with a hot military lieutenant and mental explosions ensue

54:20 - PRANK PHONE CALL

58:53 - SONG:  "It's Not The End" by J.E.L.L.i.