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Table of Nonsense:

0:00 - Intro -  Old School 

3:15 - John's Shanghai Sham Job

8:37 - Chris hates counterfeit merchandise

12:15 -  Once again john mistreats Siri and reduces his chances of receiving chris's imaginary apple kindness award 

13:20 -  Chris's Counterfeit stories:  Monster Turbine Pro Copper edition earbuds & Shure Beta 58a microphone

19:30 -  Chris spends $5500 on his dream microphone for his 30th birthday and gets SCAMMED. 

27:00 -  John's ebay blunder

30:20 - Amazon is plagued with counterfeit merchandise too

30:30 -  DEXTER:  Fuck that shitty ending.  Showtime ruined an amazing series. 

34:00 - Amazon sells Chris BOOTLEG Dexter DVD's

35:30 - Cuntie requests $9999 from a caveman and then proceeds to pretend she has a penis to scare him away. 

42:00 - Some kid in Chris's highschool science class used to staple his arm. Like, literally staple his arm. 

42:45 - John's middle school bully, and how it influenced him. 

50:00 - Immature middle school Chris gives up his rocker clothes for stupid old navy and starts listening to Jay-Z to be "cool".

55:00 - Chris gets slapped in highschool by a bully and realizes the meaning of life. 

58:55 - Bullies, although wastes of life and disrespectul towards all humans, CAN still serve a purpose. 

62:50 - PRANK CALL:  Mario Pt 2. 

65:50- SONG:  "The Gun Song"  (circa 2002)