Table of Nonsense:

Intro: Napoleon Dynamite

1:35 – if a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?

5:35 - Chris’s Pokemon glory

8:15 – Chris WHISTLES for the 2nd time in his life!

9:00 - MY SISTA LIVES HERE 

14:40 – john observes teenagers hitting on one another in the wild

18:50 - Chris’s official street meat recommendation

20:20 - Chris microwaves lettuce.. debate: is that gross?

25:30 - Cuntie clubs down another caveman

30:40 - The art of courting a woman has been obliterated by online dating

33:30 - Chris almost gets seduced by a cross-dressing grandma 

36:50 – Chris loves LIVE television because it gives him a sense of world community

38:20 - Chris’s Dawson’s creek confessions

42:15 - Every man has a “day of gay” 

42:15 – THE 45 MINUTE TIMER ACTUALLY WORKS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

44:00 - John started hitting on girls at age 6

49:15 - Chris’s first tongue kiss in the 5th grade

53:00 - We are not pedophiles… we swear…

53:55 – John’s first make out

57:30 -   @SHITOGRAPHY GOES PUBLIC

64:36 – SONG: “Greek Girls” by Snowflake the white rapper (John)