Table of Nonsense:

Intro: Scary Movie 1

3:00-  John tries to call Niece Waidhofer...  AGAIN

4:10 - John meets dominican 8 year old whore baby

9:15 - John's Magnificent Beard

11:20- Chris's Magnificent Bush

12:00- (Interlude) John sings a Borrat song

22:35 - Chris's X's tells her family about his bush

23:45 - Ass Man or Boob Man

27:30 - Fully naked bodies aren't as sexy as half naked bodies

34:00 - John's solution to people farting on planes

36:20 - Chris doesn't use touch ID on his phone

38:50 - Walking Dead relationships

49:30 - How the past haunts us

53:30 - John's weird night

58:00 -  Chris & John howl out "hash pipe" by Weezer