Table of Nonsense:

Intro:  Inglorious Bastards

3:25 - Gook in the pop filter

4:00 -  John makes out with a girl in new orleans...  or does he. 

9:00 -  Hotdog Santa Clause

10:26 -  John reminisces about how many women he's made out with, and wonders.. if any of them were actually dudes. 

13:30 - The colossal risks of riding a mechanical bull. 

15:00 -   Staten Island doesn't actually suck,  despite all you've been lead to believe. 

20:50 -  John saves a snapping turtle with a racist 

27:40 -  Conclusion -   every town, city and state,  has garbage.  No matter what. 

29:25 -  Ghost attack 6

31:00 -  The parking wars of Staten Island

39:40 -   Christopher's reformed driving practices, and his tango with the late great state of Virginia. 

44:40 -  Public service announcement:   NEVER DRIVE OVER 80MPH IN VIRGINIA.   NEVER. 

48:23 -  Rearview mirror coffee smash man

49:40 - John's ultimate solution to beat the parking nazi's

50:20 -  Chris is triggered by the sex on the screen

50:55 -  John's favorite road rage story that chris was there for but can't remember

52:00 - Christopher's amazing credit and how he was punished for being responsible

56:40 - Naked sleeping and all it's glory

61:00 -  SINGING -  We butcher "Ragoo" by Kings of Leon