Table of Nonsense:

Intro: Office Space

2:30 -   18 year old John working at Blockbuster & Best Buy

6:50 -   Chris suggests a really shitty way to quit

7:50 -   Divine gas

9:00 - John’s Best Buy interview

10:20 -   Chris thinks he can make his farts smell like blueberries by eating 5 pounds of blueberries.

14:27 -   “Bad Girls” takes over our podcast for 30 seconds

18:15 - Chris foolishly smashes his glasses with his size 13 foot.

20:08 – Chris foolishly disregards signs that his body is allergic to things and keeps using them anway.

23:31 - JOHN SAYS HE HASN’T USED DEODORANT IN 10 YEARS (this must be a lie)

26:00 Bennoit balls / fake vaginas that actually squirt / adult arcade at “night cap” sex store

38:18 - John plays a Tinder game with Chris and he finds a girl who reminds him of Oprah.

42:00 – Chris goes on a tangent about being picky and never selling yourself short in love.

52:00 - Some woman posted a picture of her dildo with period chunks on it and it forces Chris to ponder period chunks for the first time in his entire life.

55:00 - If you don’t want to have sex with someone, don’t have sex with someone. But if you wind up having sex with them anyway cause you changed your mind, then don’t blame them the following day like a moron. #metoo

1:03:10 - SONG: “Tony Snot has been a really good friend (in the end)” by Youth Moose