Table of Nonsense:

Intro: Austin Powers

 1:30 – Chris wants to know if you can offset the neon pee coloring effects of asparagus by drinking a gallon of water beforehand.

 4:00 - John is ready for the spring time and sauter wants to slaughter mother nature

 7:50 - Chris is the mussolini of mosquitos and burns their children with bleach

 13:50 – John is the stalin of flies and hunts them like crocodile dundee

 17:30 -   the dirty smelly vagina pussy trees of spring

 20:00 -   colonoscopies and reverse gas flatulence

 24:00 -   WASPS and HORNETS

 30:00 -   John’s rant about pussy sports vs. man sports

 32:55 - Can a band change its lead singer?   Alice in chains, Breaking Benjamin, Stone Temple Pilots

 41:55 -   is everybody a little gay?

 44:00 - scary shape shifting transforming asses

 50:00 - BUMBLING COVERSONG:   Dancing on my own