Table of Nonsense:

 Intro: Austin Powers 2, a memorandum to the late great Verne Troyer

1:50 – @1manthrillride shouts out “Boom Boom Kitty Lick”

4:40 -   In the year 2100 death itself will die as we backup our brains to the new digital metaverse, and brain computer interfaces will expose the world to the greatest amount of corruption that the human race has ever known.

16:30 - Resting bitch face?   A real thing?

20:00 - Plastic surgery, Jenner, and Chris can’t prounce words for SHIT

26:00 - John is offended at “the male review” and requests a “cry closet”

28:20 - John runs into a caveman at Starbucks

30:00 – Chris has an epiphany and sets out to become the dictator of the digital world

34:00 – Chris saves a spider, John saves a spider.. save a spider pinap a pidgey

35:00 - Animal cruelty , terrible duck dish called “phagwah”, male chicken genocide… why… why….

42:40 - DNA testing to determine where you come from.. and how Chris wants your world to come crashing down after you discover you are nothing of what you believed you were.

46:00 – NEW SEGMENT:  Disturbing Porn play by play.. and Chris’s reaction.  Fruity Loops & Ball bags.