Table of Nonsense:

Intro: Anchor Man

1:30-   Chris wants to know just how long he’s gonna have to wait for these “slow cooked” beef short ribs

3:00-   Christopher’s haphazard salmon consumption

5:00 - The unintended consequences of shaving your ass (unanswered)

9:15 - John’s highschool pubic haircut

12:00- Christopher’s haphazard ass shaving tools

14:00- Christopher’s bizarre face shaving practices

16:00-   Education on how not to destroy your plumbing

17:35 – The pros of shaving your ass

18:45 - The unintended consequences of shaving your ass (finally answered)

20:45 - A fresh ass shave feels just as good as getting the braces off your teeth for the first time

23:00- The etiquette of splitting a restaurant bill

25:30 - Ron Burgundy’s massive erection

31:50 - Gun to your head scenario…

34:31 - Chris is in love with the COCO

35:50 - Bastard starbucks kids with their stupid jewels

39:00 – Chris almost looses his $1000 AKG earbuds

39:35- The annoying Israeli sales girls at the SI mall

43:00 - Mother’s Day

47:00 - Jenson’s near death meat suffocation