Table Of Nonsense:

Intro: Jurassic World

4:25-   Chris’s completely unimaginable Connecticut Highway Fiasco (circa 2008)

12:00- John’s recollection of Chris’s terrible parking job.

14:50- John’s existential speech on the journey of life

24:00- John might rap battle some teenager he works with

24:30- Apple develops walkie talkie feature on the apple watch and john ejaculates everywhere

26:20 - John’s cat folly.   Bodily fluids are involved.

30:00 - Discussion of “The Arm Pit” (the body part)

32:15- Chris wants to know what “Goldbond” is and why men use it on their balls.

39:00 – John has a message for the stupid kids at his starbucks

44:14 - Chris has to play pokemon go on 7 phones at once tomorrow.