Table of Nonsense: 

Intro:   Shawn of the Dead

1:30 - Chris’s fear of zombies and Haiti

6:00 - Bilingual brain appreciation

8:00 - “Alexa, play the program Two Bumbling Idiots”

9:20 - Airdrop Assaulting on the express bus scores a new fan

10:40 - Ultimate podcast promotion: die on the episode via jungle juice

11:30 - John saves a pooch.

14:20 - Christopher’s Tinder fail…

15:40 - John’s Plenty of fish bladder adventure

19:20 – Christopher’s Tinder fail continued..

23:40 - Chris accidently tells a brand new co-worker how many women he’s slept with

29:55 - Impatient Nicholas and his haphazard insults

32:20 – Chris’s super gay shirt that he bought because he honestly thought it would make him appear less gay.

34:10 -   Putting @shadi0512 on blast. John’s girlfriend got an unsolicited dick pic so now we want everyone to dick bomb this guy on Instagram: @shadi0512

39:15 - The difference between men and women. Men have two brains and one of them is really fucking stupid.

45:00 - Chris the heart breaker

54:00 - Who the hell claps when a plane lands. What are we at a fucking broadway show?

54:30 – Superman’s biggest guido fan

56:30 - The ONE time Chris actually reprimands someone and it blows up in his face.