Table Of Nonsense: 

Intro- Ocean’s 12

6:12-   “What color are your nails?” - The creepy sexual nail guy that harasses all of John’s female employees

11:00- Prank phone call - John pretends to be the creepy sexual nail guy

13:20- Christopher’s take on Long Distance relationships.

19:00- Chris’s favorite concept: The 5 Love Languages: Physical Touch, Words of Affirmation, Quality Time, Gifts & Acts of Service

21:50 - We digress & bumble about pet names in relationships, Chris’s grandma, fishes & cats.

32:00- We FINALLY get back on track and talk about the FU*#&NG LOVE LANGUAGES

45:00-   A real life Love Language application

47:55 - John’s take on a long distance relationship

52:20 – SONG: Native Daydream “Dream Seller”