1:00 - Dunkin Donuts Pokemon Go accident

5:06 - Chris' stupid NYC mouth accident (Part 1)

9:10 - Chris' stupid NOLA mouth accident (Part 2)

21:45 -  Boring lap dances and awesome lap dances

28:28 - Chris almost has New Zealand anal sex

30:30 - John hosts lap dances for every woman in the bar

40:30 - If you have sex with John, he will record your consent to prove he's not a sexual predator.

43:20 - Chris explains why he has no swag. 

44:50 - Random streetwalker accuses John of being a sexual predator in Nashville.

57:35- Las Vegas hot tubs are comprised of 88% semen

63:10 - SONG: - "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" Chris high school punk rock cover.