Table of contents:

2:30-   John’s Sex Nightmare and interpretation of said sex nightmare

8:00 -   debate: if you’re having a very wild orgy and you accidentally participate in homosexual activity, does that make you gay. (with guest: TeeJay Martin) 

13:07 - is chris 2% gay?

20:05 - college chris learns about female ejaculation the hard way

22:15 - John’s condolences to pokemon community about Niantic Christmas Ex-Raid cancellations

22:50 – chris goes to college falls in love with a lesbian and joins a cult

27:15 – cult chris condemns his friend’s father to hell

31:40 - cult chris commits the lustful sin of masturbation and then wears all black to mourn his evil deed

32:15 - cult chris tries to cock block john to save his soul and john gets a message from god

36:05 – the story of the cult continues

40:45 – john meets cult members at chris's birthday party

42:05 - john makes plans to fight the congregation and rescue me from cult

43:40 – post cult: chris acclimates back to life in the real world and has a melt down in a porn shop

48:50 SONG: “When I joined the cult…” *MUST LISTEN* (with guest Billy Senko from Youth Moose) 

54:30-   Chris is not 2% gay, I repeat… not 2% gay. Billy weighs in on the debate

58:05 – SONG: The 12 Days of Christmas by Chris Sauter