Episode 7 Table of Contents:

0:00 - Abortion of an intro

2:10 - who is “John the Bum”

7:50 - john gets a shoe thrown at him in bed with a girl

9:00-  chris gets a banana thrown at him while losing virginity

10:15:  don’t hate the game, hate john matland

11:50   the secret sex society called the “non virgin club” that Chris believed actually existed

17:50-  aaaaand yet another woman thinks chris is gay

23:40 - chris and john drink way too much and get one sip away from alcohol poisoning 

26:30-  chris’s whole body is falling apart right now

29:33 - ghost attack PT 3

29:45 - chris’s dyslexic brain meltdown

31:15   fart rockets, hemorrhoid harry & squatty potties

33:30 – don’t ever push...

35:30 – the double standard with sex amongst men & women

37:00 -  if it’s not me, it’s alejandro

42:00 – bobby fasool, himschedi and mark bruny

43:55 - nature’s sexual balance 

45:10 -   the pokemon go avatars are too sexy

47:00 - let’s take a trip down the cartoon pornography rabbit hole

53:05 - john battles an evil witch over a parking spot and his amazon package

63:52 – SONGS: High school Chris does Feliz Navidad & Auld Lang Syne