Table of nonsense:

4:35- Chris ponders breast implants and wonder if they can move around the body and get lost in the skin

7:30- Chris almost gets beat up by a stranger twice.

8:50 – if ISIS opened up an Ices shop, what would their ice cream flavors be

20:40 - chris is going to reduce his perceived homosexuality in the new year by doing pullups

29:00 - The breaking point of rage and how chris threw a lawn chair at someone

34:00 - Chris’s pathetic fist clench that will get his knuckles broken

35:30- The breaking point of rage and how John followed someone to their car to fight them

40:00- John puts pigtails in his hair and wears a shirt that says “I love john matland” to piss off two Guido tool bags

42:45-   Chris cannot, for the life of him, remember to zip his fly

43:25 - John solves the mystery of why chris forgets to zip his fly

45:00- Chris defends why he chooses to pee sitting down

47:30- Chris’s penis is like a two headed dragon

53:49-   SONG: “Mistakes” by Native Daydream