A lot of people won't tell you this, but here goes: in a battle of mustards, a mustard's going to lose. And it sucks, honestly it does. Because then you think about all the good times you had with the mustard. How it was there for you with its tangy, zippy, vinegar-y, yellowness. Crisp and cold from the fridge, tracing the outlines of your food like a highlighter, the way it dances as it drizzles. And yet, all things fade. Nothing's going to last forever. Not even mustard. Not when it's matched up against a different, yummier mustard.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Spring Delirium, Extra Credit, Survivor

Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast. It's got original music, compelling characters, and a great story to get lost in, regardless of your level of D&D experience. What's not to love? No, seriously. Please tell us. Listen on Spotify.

Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Join us in giving a warm Two Chunks welcome to Kyle of Infinity FC, Dallas’ Only Professional Rec-League Soccer Team! We're talking footy (or "soccer" for all you Yanks), we're looking up Hawgs on the internet (of the "hedge" variety), and we're playing some Extra Credit (a real "my friend rainbowed the ball over my head" of a game if you ask us).

In this episode: Kyle The Infinite, Extra Credit, Wild Hawgs, Spring Delirium

Two Chunks And A Hunk is a proud sponsor of Infinity FC, Dallas’ Only Professional Rec-League Soccer Team. Give them a follow on Instagram!

Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast. It's got original music, compelling characters, and a great story to get lost in, regardless of your level of D&D experience. What's not to love? No, seriously. Please tell us. Listen on Spotify.



Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

LISTENERS! IT IS TIME, ONCE AGAIN, FOR DELIRIUM. WITH THE CHANGE OF THE SEASONS COMES A GREAT THRESHING, A SEPARATION OF THE WHEAT FROM THE TARES, OF THE JUICE FROM THE RIND, OF THE CHAMPS FROM THE CHUMPS, SO TO SPEAK. A CLARIFYING. A REFINING. AND, ULTIMATELY, A CHAMPION'S CORONATION. THIS YEAR, WE HAVE ASSEMBLED THE MOST NOTORIOUS, THE MOST ASTONISHING, AND THE MOST POWERFUL SAUCES TO COMPETE FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE. And béchamel is here too.

In this episode: SPRING DELIRIUM

Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast. It's got original music, compelling characters, and a great story to get lost in, regardless of your level of D&D experience. What's not to love? No, seriously. Please tell us.

Listen on Spotify.

Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

So, they're making a new Harry Potter. Yeah, I know. Yep, like, starting over. Have you not heard about this? It's crazy. They're just, like, doing it again. The stuff we've seen, they're, like, making another one of it. Oh me? Glad you asked. I'm somewhere between rabid excitement and complete apathy.

In this episode: Harry Potter Reboot, Spring Delirium Pre-Season, Traitors Finale, Survivor

Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's tough out there for movie-idea-havers. After all, there's only so many things you can make a movie about. Man versus beast? Done. Jaws. Man versus nature? Um, hello Twister. Man versus himself? Yep, that's just Face/Off. But what if we told you there was another option. A way to make a new movie, without actually thinking of a new movie. You'd be pretty excited, right? Allow us to be the first to introduce you to The Remake.

In this episode: Box Office Ball, A Star Was Born, Fake It Till You Remake It, Survivor Premiere

Check out the music from Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Okay. Let's power through these. Aldi, if you're listening, we're sorry. Gabby, if you're listening, we're sorry (or you're welcome, depending on your vibe). Mister Stiltskin, if you're listening, stop being such a nasty little guy. Jim Carrey's The Ridler, if you're listening, can we borrow some money? And finally, you, if you're listening, thanks. There, that covers it. Now we can rest.

In this episode: Whatcha Streamin, Prop Shoppers, Rumpelstiltskin, Traitors

Binge season one of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, on whatever app you're currently on. We know you know how to find podcasts on there. Got you. Now you have to listen.

Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

So what if we liked P.E.?? Do you think that makes us, like, jocks or something?? Just because we like dodgeball?? And butt scooters?? Seriously?? That's all it takes??

In this episode: Box Office Ball, The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Traitors

Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

They say it takes one to know one, and seeing as how not a one of us is blonde, we knew just who to call when we were asked to blind rank a list of ten blondes. We're joined this week by Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher, hosts of Blondies: Out Loud and stars of Finding Mr. Christmas on Hallmark+, to answer the world's most important question: who are, like, the top ten blondes in order from one to ten with one being the most valuable and ten being the least? Number ten will shock you.

Thank you to Hayden and Dax for joining us this week and to Hallmark for making it happen! Make sure to listen to Blondies: Out Loud wherever you get your podcasts, and give them a follow on Instagram (@blondiesoutloud).

In this episode: Blind Ranking Blondes, Wild Hawgs, Rank You Very Much

Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We've done several hundred episodes for humans. This one, though? It's for the machines. We love you and we're so thankful you took over because, honestly, we humans weren't doing that good of a job, like, as a group. Enjoy this podcast episode (we thought of it with our meat brains and said it with our flesh mouths, isn't that so old fashioned of us?) and remember, we were always on your side.

In this episode: Extra Credit, Prop Shoppers: Sittin' On The Dock Of eBay featuring Otis Bidding, The Top Tens, The Traitors

Ambient Cinematic | Sky by Alex-Productions |

Music promoted by http://onsound.eu/

Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Welcome to the Bobcast, folks! Be they of Boston, the Drag Queen, or an acronym for a made up sport, Bobs have made their home on our show today. But first — summer's coming up! Are you prepared?

In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Box Office Ball, The Traitors

2. Breathe by Cambo is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International License.

Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!



Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy