WHERE TO COCKTAIL IN DISNEY WORLD: PART TWO

We're back. The drinks are better. The opinions are stronger.

Part Two of our Walt Disney World cocktail guide is here, and Jason and Collin are not done with you yet. This time they go deeper — more resorts, more hidden gems, more honest takes on what's actually worth the walk, the wait, and the price tag.

Because if Part One was the pre-dinner drink, Part Two is the one you order when you decide you're not ready to go home.

They're covering the spots that don't always make the tourist lists but absolutely should — the lounges worth resort hopping for, the bars with views that hit differently at golden hour, and the drinks that have become non-negotiable on every single trip.

If you listened to Part One and immediately started building a itinerary around it — good. This episode finishes the job.

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Listen, Disney World isn't just for juice boxes and churros. It's also for a well-crafted cocktail enjoyed by two adults who have fully earned it.

In Part One of our deep dive into the best places to drink your way through the Most Magical Place on Earth, Jason and Collin break down their favorite spots across the parks and resorts where the drinks are actually worth ordering. No watered-down, overpriced disappointments — just honest opinions on where to go, what to order, and why it matters more than you think.

Because a great cocktail at the right location? That's the Disney magic nobody talks about enough.

This is the episode your group chat has been waiting for. Save it. Share it. Drink responsibly. Plan irresponsibly.

Part Two is coming — but first, pull up a barstool.

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What would happen if two people who have been to Walt Disney World more times than is probably healthy were actually put in charge? Chaos. Magic. Possibly a ban. In Part One of this ongoing series, Jason and Collin start dismantling the Disney World experience piece by piece — and rebuilding it in their image. From park hours to the Lightning Lane situation (yes, we're going there), from resort tiers to the food that needs to disappear immediately, no corner of the Most Magical Place on Earth is safe. This is not a complaint session. This is a vision. A beautiful, petty, deeply considered vision. Buckle up, because if we ran Disney World, things would be very different — and honestly, a lot better.

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They've seen it all. And they're finally calling it out.

After years of trips to Walt Disney World — and a front-row seat to some truly avoidable disasters — Jason and Collin are pulling back the curtain on the seven biggest mistakes adults make when they head to the Most Magical Place on Earth.

And spoiler: most of them happen before you even board the plane.

Whether you're a first-timer who's been Googling yourself into a panic or a seasoned Disney adult who swears you've got it figured out (you might not), this episode is going to save your vacation — and possibly your dignity.

From planning pitfalls that will wreck your itinerary to on-property decisions that separate the Disney veterans from the Disney victims, Jason and Collin break down exactly what not to do, why people keep doing it anyway, and what to do instead.

No sugarcoating. No corporate happy talk. Just two guys who have done Disney right — and watched enough people do it very, very wrong.

This one might hurt a little. In the best way.

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You've heard a lot about the newest coaster to come to Walt Disney World -- but what does Jason & Collin think of TRON Lightcycle Run? You're going to find out! Plus, it's an EARFUL! Their rant about a recent trip to a Disney pool.

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Want to know the tips and tricks the Fairies use to make each trip to WDW magical? This episode lays out their TOP 5 tips and tricks. These are the ones they use each and every trip to Walt Disney World

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Aloha! The boys are taking you along for a full review of Disney's Aulani Resort in Hawaii. They give you an honest review of the rooms, activities, costs and more.

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The Fairies kick off a new series: Is It Worth It? They are giving you the dish on whether certain experiences are worth your money on your next WDW trip. The first one? Disney's After Hours! Also: Jason & Collin give you their take on the recent drop of huge news from Walt Disney World.

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