We love Walt Disney World. We've spent more nights at Disney resorts than we'd ever admit to our accountant. That love gives us the right to complain.

This week, Jason and Collin count down five things Disney World needs to change, fix, or quietly make disappear. A few of these have bugged us for years. Others popped up recently, and frankly, we'd like to speak to a manager. We break down what's broken, why it matters for grown-up guests, and what we'd do if someone handed us the keys to the castle for a day.

You'll get honest opinions, a little shade, and zero corporate spin. If you've ever stood in a queue thinking "who approved this?", you're our people.

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Walt Disney World doesn't sit still, so neither do we. This week Jason and Collin are rounding up the "newish" stuff that's popped up around the parks over the last six months — starting with the Muppets crashing Rock 'n' Roller Coaster (yes, really), the patriotic America 250 overlay now soaring through Soarin', and the upgraded animatronics bringing new life to Frozen Ever After. Is it all an improvement, or is Disney fixing things that weren't broken? The Fairy Godfathers weigh in with their usual mix of honesty, nostalgia, and mild chaos.

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Jason & Collin we're all over D23 and have their honest take on all the Disney Parks news that was announced at the event.

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Forget the monorail resorts for a second — Jason and Collin are making the case for Disney's most underrated home base: the Swan, Swan Reserve and Dolphin. This week your Fairy Godfathers break down why these two connected resorts hit the sweet spot of location, price, and "I'm a grown-up on vacation" energy. From walkable access to EPCOT and Hollywood Studios, to the best pools you're sleeping on (literally), to which restaurants are worth the reservation, they're covering it all — plus a few brutally honest opinions about what still needs work. If you've ever wondered whether you really need to pay Grand Floridian prices to have a magical stay, this episode has your answer.

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Disney World will happily take every extra dollar you're willing to hand over — the question is which ones are actually worth it. This week your Fairy Godfathers put that to the test, splurging on VIP Tours, After Hours events, and a handful of other "premium" experiences so you don't have to gamble your own vacation budget to find out. We're breaking down what's genuinely magical, what's an overpriced photo op, and where your money is better spent on a fancy cocktail instead. Honest opinions, no sponsor spin — just two grown men who've spent way too much at the Mouse's house and lived to tell about it.

Grab your wallet (or don't) and let's find out what's actually worth the splurge.

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Disney World will happily take every dollar you own if you let it. We're not letting it. This week your Fairy Godfathers break down the real ways to save money at Disney; the tricks nobody puts in the glossy planning guides, the splurges that are actually worth it, and the ones that absolutely are not. Expect strong opinions, a few confessions about money we've wasted ourselves, and the kind of practical advice you can actually use on your next trip. Grab a pen (or don't, we'll say it twice).

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Every couple who has done Disney together knows the truth: the most magical place on earth has ended more than a few relationships in the standby line. This week, Jason and Collin air it all out and tell the story of their biggest, dumbest, funniest fight at Walt Disney World — the one that started small, escalated fast, and somehow involved tequila shots, a surprise monsoon, and a naked person?

We break down how a perfect Disney day goes sideways, who was actually right (spoiler: it depends on who you ask), and the petty little things that turn two grown men into bickering toddlers in matching ears. Plus our honest take on why fighting at Disney is basically a rite of passage — and how to recover before the fireworks so you're not crying through "Happily Ever After."

If you've ever snapped at your person somewhere between Space Mountain and a torrential downpour, this one's for you. Pour the tequila and settle in.

Two Fairy Godfathers — Adulting the Disney Parks

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WHERE TO COCKTAIL IN DISNEY WORLD: PART TWO

We're back. The drinks are better. The opinions are stronger.

Part Two of our Walt Disney World cocktail guide is here, and Jason and Collin are not done with you yet. This time they go deeper — more resorts, more hidden gems, more honest takes on what's actually worth the walk, the wait, and the price tag.

Because if Part One was the pre-dinner drink, Part Two is the one you order when you decide you're not ready to go home.

They're covering the spots that don't always make the tourist lists but absolutely should — the lounges worth resort hopping for, the bars with views that hit differently at golden hour, and the drinks that have become non-negotiable on every single trip.

If you listened to Part One and immediately started building a itinerary around it — good. This episode finishes the job.

Two Fairy Godfathers. Disney done right. Glass half full, always.

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Listen, Disney World isn't just for juice boxes and churros. It's also for a well-crafted cocktail enjoyed by two adults who have fully earned it.

In Part One of our deep dive into the best places to drink your way through the Most Magical Place on Earth, Jason and Collin break down their favorite spots across the parks and resorts where the drinks are actually worth ordering. No watered-down, overpriced disappointments — just honest opinions on where to go, what to order, and why it matters more than you think.

Because a great cocktail at the right location? That's the Disney magic nobody talks about enough.

This is the episode your group chat has been waiting for. Save it. Share it. Drink responsibly. Plan irresponsibly.

Part Two is coming — but first, pull up a barstool.

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What would happen if two people who have been to Walt Disney World more times than is probably healthy were actually put in charge? Chaos. Magic. Possibly a ban. In Part One of this ongoing series, Jason and Collin start dismantling the Disney World experience piece by piece — and rebuilding it in their image. From park hours to the Lightning Lane situation (yes, we're going there), from resort tiers to the food that needs to disappear immediately, no corner of the Most Magical Place on Earth is safe. This is not a complaint session. This is a vision. A beautiful, petty, deeply considered vision. Buckle up, because if we ran Disney World, things would be very different — and honestly, a lot better.

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