Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw

Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store.

Sir Isaac Newton recites his "Catalog of Sins."

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Josh Rubino as Isaac Newton.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: [email protected]

Episode Transcript

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