Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard?

The Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing.

CAST:

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

David Ault as Mac.

Dean J. Smith as Arlo.

Sena Bryer as Larry.

Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan.

Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One.

Cole Burkhardt as Doctor Two.

Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.

Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry.

Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul.

Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.

Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Sound Design by Newton Schottelkotte.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Death's Favorite Chair by Holinza.

Revenge by Spoon.

Time Train by PC III.

Xanadont by Mystery Mammal.

The Mode of Our Consequences by Pangolus.

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