Sean and Malik descend into Halloween — from Sylvia the psychic’s otherworldly wisdom (“the land, honey!”) to Domino’s disappointment, morph-suit trauma, and the mysterious legacy of the poop knife. It’s giving spooky, a little spiritual, and completely unhinged — just the way the gays like it.

Sean and Malik spiral from Outfest hangovers to stolen Cutwaters, unpack the twink extinction crisis, and mourn the legendary Diane Keaton — gone too soon, yet somehow still serving. Plotting gay ski trips & touching on emotional growth. This episode is one part chaos, two parts vodka soda, and entirely delusional in the best way.

Sean and Malik are back with unfiltered chaos. Dragging Taylor’s new “The life of a Showgirl” album, defending Philly from pigeons and plate-throwers, and exploring the mysterious rise of the sides (yes, it’s gay science). From Jennifer Lopez’s & Barbra Streisand.

CVS is out of meds, Philly's out here throwing crockpots, and Kanye's beefing with Curious George, Sean and Malik spiral through the week. Chaos, thirst, and a little Philly nonsense. Exactly what you signed up for.

Sean and Malik pour a glass (or three) and get into everything from drag shows to scooter drama, friendship rants, and why pre-gaming is an art form. Then it’s all about the music — albums vs. singles, TikTok hits vs. longevity, and the artists that shaped them from Destiny’s Child to ODESZA. It’s giving chaotic, funny.

Join us this week as we Yap our way through the wild world of dating in Philadelphia. Is it a dumpster fire? Absolutely — but it’s our dumpster fire, and we’re diving right in.

In our very first episode, we dive into funny stories from the gay community and the chaos that comes with it. Expect unfiltered conversations, unexpected laughs, and the start of something new. Whether you’re here for the stories, the humor, or just to feel a little less alone, you’re in the right place.