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Yo gurls recap their holidays and everything that has happened~~~~including Kelso crying about her family once again.

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Yo sorry for the delay on the upload of this episode from 12/11/2025, enjoy!

A little late, but better now than never. Nat and Kelso got together almost two weeks ago and recorded this ep. We trade in our boring tax conference notes for gossip about LA's Soho House and the hilarious woes of pet parenting. Then, it's straight to the couch for a reality TV breakdown. We're dissecting all the messy drama, questionable fidelity, and friendship chaos on the latest episodes of "Southern Charm" and "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives."

Natalie and Kelso here, and we're officially complaining about the early nights messing with Kelso's kid's bedtime (and, let's be real, her sanity). We're talking about the weird energy shift of the shorter days, the secret pressure to be festive, and why intentional planning is the only thing standing between parent-Kelso and a total holiday burnout. Natalie is here for the moral support and a candid, funny look at balancing family and finding joy even when you're running on empty!

Companies mentioned in this episode:

• Ruby
• Body Rock
• Jet Set Pilates
• Lululemon
• Vuori
• Cozy Earth
• Brooklinen
• Huda
• Huda Beauty

Kelso and Natty are sinking their teeth into the often-overlooked world of dental health! One of us is spilling the details on her recent, unexpected gum graft surgery—yes, at age thirty. We’re getting honest about the pain, the recovery, and the shock of facing intense dental issues when you thought you were still young.

This week, we delve into the intricacies of audio editing and the nuances involved in maintaining synchronicity during recording sessions. I reflect on a previous instance where an inadvertent pause disrupted the flow, leading to complications in post-production. We discuss the challenges faced in achieving seamless audio alignment, emphasizing the importance of meticulous attention to detail in editing processes. The conversation transitions to personal anecdotes, particularly regarding facial treatments and beauty procedures, illuminating our experiences and the subsequent impacts on self-image. Ultimately, we underscore the significance of self-care and the personal narratives that shape our perspectives on beauty and aesthetics. Companies mentioned in this episode:

• Chromebook
• Skin Habit
• Jack Johnson
• Travis Kelsey

This week we’re talking about the shocking US mortality rates and the intense pressure to choose between a home birth or the hospital. We’re also diving into Hulu's Love Thy Nader and having a conversation about disordered eating surrounding the show and how ridiculously easy it is to access weight control drugs.

This week Kelso and Natty unpack the latest on trending engagement rings, pretty privilege, CMBC's rebrand, and radical optimism. Plus, we're doing deep dives on reality TV drama: Bravo's McBee Dynasty, Hulu's Love Thy Nader, friendship envy, and being the friend who always makes the effort.

This week we're getting into all the headlines, from Charlie Kirk's assassination and how it compares to Luigi Mangione's assassination of United Healthcare's CEO, to Taylor Frankie Paul being the next Bachelorette. We also discuss politics and family, Kelso's snooping habit, and you should watch Peacock'sThe McBee Dynasty and Hulu's Love Thy Nader.

After a brief, unplanned break, we discuss the realities of the baby blues and navigating weaning. We break down Emilie Kiser's recent statement as well as TikTok's "Coop on the stoop," among many other topical subjects.