Settle down, grab a glass of wine, thank Dionysus for it, and let me explain the tales of Orpheus &

Eurydice and Hades & Persephone. Why SparkNotes the stories individually when I could just tell you

both? Combine tragic love, kidnapping, and a Game-of-Thrones-like compunction for incest, and it's your

typical Greek Myth... I promise, you'll be entertained!