My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2

Two Letters......


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Oh I do hope this fucks that shit stain sniffing fucking pile of shit eating world's biggest loser Jimbo right where he doesn't want it. Lord knows he loves taking huge cocks in his ass so....maybe stick it in his ear or pop out and eye socket and skull fuck him. Either way, Scripps in Hillcrest where I was taken after I broke my leg and the place where many employees were fire for the way they treated me...I am going to sue the fuck out of you shit stain motherfuckers. The CEO or whatever that Jimbo the joke knows from Pharm School at USC.....you better pack your bags and write two letters.....if you don't know that anecdote I suggest you look it up. To sum it up, the first letter says to blame everything on your predecessor and your scot-free. The second time you get in a jam you open the second letter you received. It's simply states to sit down and write two letters. You may decide to write more letters in prison where I imagine you and Jimbo will be Co Champs or Chumps in the daily spit roasting contest they hold in your honor after I pay their family on the outside very handsomely and frequently to keep that tradition alive. You're done. I am the last person you want to fuck with. I will burn it all to the ground. When you start on a path of revenge you being by digging two Graves. I am digging over a thousand fucking graves out in the fuckin desert. I would expect the inhouse counsel for the previously aforementioned inhospitable health center to discuss the non disclosure of a temporary death with the patient and the next terrible visit to that same God awful place probably within hours . So, that being said I expect an answer and an offer to settle out of court within 76 hours. The funny thing about settling out of court is that one still wins in both courts. Mediation or whatever the fuck you want to call it but also the court of public opinion. You're absolutely fucked in both. Happy Presidents Day to you all as well. I imagine you all are skiing and living the high life with other terrible examples of what a human being should be like. The most identifying characteristic of being human is the overwhelming ability to be and act inhumanely towards our own kind, your fellow man. We are a failed specifies. We are the least evolved. We incorrectly believe and arrogantly act as if we are the apex of civilization, but we are not. We kill, main, torture and destroy one a other for reasons no more significant than ones opinion. We destroy the only planet and resource that keep us alive. There are no suicide bomber golden retrievers that disagree over which dog food is best. I know that seems Ludacris but the point is the same. The same trivial and insignificant point. We are all in this together if one thinks clearly about it one county does this and the other does that. If the common goal isn't the survival of and longevity of our common fuckin planet we are all dead We live in a capitalist society that demands more and more everyday in order to continue and keep the cogs going and feed the ever increasing population while we live on a rock with a finite supply of everything. What we will soon find is that the last scarce resource on this planet is US. That's my two cents. I may be wrong but it's low grade food for thought. I hope I am wrong. Not for my or your sake because we will be dead and gone, hopefully not forgotten, but for what the potentially beneficial contribution our species could offer to what I hope is many more intelligent beings. Carl Sagan said that "if it is just us out here than it's an awful waste of space".
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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2By Jay Bryson Kambestad

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