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In this confusing episode, Graeme and Carter determine that Executive Decision (1996) is NOT a Steven Seagal movie. So it would be unfair to pit it against Nowhere to Run (1993). So instead, we're going back to a movie that was almost in Episode 2, Black Eagle (1988), a movie that DOES NOT star Jean-Claude van Damme. Are we clear? Good.
Anyway, prepare to learn either more about Shô Kosugi than you ever would have otherwise—OR—hear thin, poorly researched, largely inaccurate ramblings about your favourite actor ever, Shô Kosugi. Also, remember Joe Morton? Love that guy.
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In this wild deviation from the norm, Steven Seagal plays a cop who uses his special forces background to play by his own rules. Jean Claude Van Damme plays a plucky underdog, fighting his way through an underground tournament to alleviate some past familial injustice. Is this an episode you have already listened to? No! It is a different one!
Graeme and Carter go into this one without any particularly strong feelings, and come out the other side better friends, better men, and better lovers. Join us for this very special conversation.
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Inside of you there are two wolves. One is a gangly armed egomaniac who snaps limbs like celery stalks. The other has buns of steel and a propensity for overusing the same spinning back kick (and…
Season One sees Graeme and Carter, two otherwise unremarkable white men who also happen to be the only people on Earth brave enough to undertake this endeavour, judge the most middle-of-the-road action stars of the late 1980s and 1990s: Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal.
Building a canonical ranking of combined filmographies that will stand for all time, our hosts will pit each actor's films against each other in head to head matchups until they've rated every single film–or until they can't stand watching them anymore!
Episodes release every other Thursday.
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