“It’s complicated.”

Commit it to memory and deploy liberally.

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GIRL: So are you dating anyone right now? 

YOU: It’s complicated.

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GIRL: Just how many girls have you been with? 

YOU: It’s complicated.

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GIRL: What are you looking for?

YOU: It’s complicated.

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GIRL: Will you buy me a drink?

YOU: It’s complicated.

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GIRL: You’re not going to try to stick it in my ass tonight, are you?

YOU: It’s complicated.

GIRL: *swoon*