We are BACK on the winners list with a magnificent game against our old foe Geelong. Paddy gets booed, but nowhere near as much as Crows fan favourite umpires.... Selwood initiates a hit on Gibbs and flops like a carp on the riverbank...Gibbs is cited??? Tex takes his 1 week vacation which really annoys Victorian media pundits. 

Speaking of morons, no-one but Theo (and Ali's mum) knew that RORY SLOANE had signed for 5 more glorious years!! VIC Media outlets bitter, confused and stunned by the fact that a Crows player could raise a child in SA without having to run back to VIC. Local media muppets take it out on Tex as they have nothing left to whinge about. 

Laird, Lynch, Sloane, Doedee and Milera top our players votes

Crows SANFL team get thier first win of the season...in a SHOWDOWN...with a come from behind 10 goal final quarter, Magnificent!

The usual suspects including, Movers Shakers, Tankers, Fakers, Media Meltdown - Twitter Twits and Shut ya pie hole 

Round the traps, injuries and tips for this weekends games.