lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - A blog by Lance Schaubert about fiction, mythology, nonconformists, and free readings of bedtime stories that will help you and your child sleep. said :: Twoem is a Twitter poem from my poetry podcast. I’m reading first from my book Inconveniences, Rightly Considered — a collection of poems I wrote between 2005 and 2017. Read more posts like "Twoem — a Twitter Poem" at Lancelot Schaubert.