The truth is out of the closet, just like our homosexual rears, and there’s nothing we can do to avoid gettin’ probed! We're talkin’ aliens, fairly certainly of our own volition, so any secret messages you decode are purely circumstantial. Put HML in your brain and press play. We aren’t to blame if these sound waves turn you gay. However, if they do... you’re welcome. Also as a special note to all extraterrestrials out there, presently or futurly: please feel free to use this podcast as an artifact in any “this is how derpy humans are” classes.

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs