Here's a piece of ancient Serious Non-Sequitur Satire we just uncovered that makes as much sense today as the US government's ongoing economy, jump starting plans.  It was written by our resident, unpaid satirist who has subsequently been laid off since we didn't have the funds to keep him on staff.   It was written in 2009 after the deadly attack on Gaza where over 1300 innocent civilians were killed by Israel in their "Operation Cast Lead" (our two podcasts that talk about this are:  "Operation Cast Lead Is "Zionese" For Killing People" & "Operation Cast Lead: Israelis Remember The Brutality of The IDF").  If you missed our first U-DA-MAN recovery plan you can still see it here.