Happy Thanksgiving! Here's something stupid that we're calling a "special episode." I'm not sorry for it and you clicked on this so that's on you.

Original song and lyrics copyright to Sabrina Carpenter and whatever record label.

"Espresso" karaoke arrangement by Julian Bunetta

Will the algorithm pick this up if I say "Sabrina Carpenter" enough?

This is a non-monetized parody produced for entertainment purposes. I don't have any money and am not worth suing.