Well unfortunately we didn't get to watch Jess compete under Zuckerberg's beady-eyed automaton gaze but here's some thoughts on last weekend's Bellator and UFC cards.Also:- Marketing was super weird for this UFC card. We try and unpack what "building a card around" Dern means- Bellator's stacked California card- Invicta FC weigh-ins going tits up (lolololol)- Weight-cutting and longevity- Jessica Penne's fight week illness- Playing bongos on someones ass- Fighter pay (you can't call Angela a ...