The Weigh-In Bros. Combat Sports Show is back and this week the boys are asking the question nobody thought they’d ever hear outside of a fever dream after too many energy drinks: is the UFC really putting a fight card at the White House? That’s right — the lawn where presidents give speeches might soon be the same place where someone gets spinning-back-kicked into another dimension. The Bros break down the most ridiculous and glorious possibilities for this historic card, including whether Jon Jones will headline the show like the final boss of MMA, and whether the UFC tries to turn the event into the combat sports version of the Super Bowl… except instead of halftime shows we get people punching each other in the face while a bald guy in a suit screams about pay-per-view numbers.

But the real debate gets spicy: who crashes the party? Does Tom Aspinall show up to unify the heavyweight title and ruin everyone’s patriotic barbecue? Does the UFC somehow convince Francis Ngannou to come back and launch uppercuts so powerful they temporarily change the rotation of the Earth? Or does Dana White decide subtlety is overrated and book something so insane that Secret Service agents have to explain to world leaders why there’s a cage next to the Rose Garden? The Bros break down all the possibilities with their usual mix of fight nerd analysis, terrible predictions, and jokes that would absolutely get them banned from Thanksgiving dinner at most normal households. Buckle up — this episode is chaos.