So yeah it's getting hard to tell the difference between intoxicated wild life who dodge cars for survival and the presidential hopefuls in the Democratic party who want us all to stop eating meat, control the world's population issues, and stop using standard pronouns to describe humans.

How do I vote for the drunk racoons again?

Yeah, none of what you just read is a joke. It's all real and it's all sad.

By the way, you can write in your pick for president...

UF/UF 261: Democrats and Drunk Racoons - A Users Guide