In this episode, we explore an emotional army captain facing a looming threat, an unhelpful robotic spaceship assistant, and male baldness during battle.

Mutter 1: Grant O'Brien + Brennan Lee Mulligan

Mutter 2: Jim Santangeli + Alex Dickson

Mutter 3: Mike Castle + Marques Ray

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