"Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOOOOOSE!"

Lucky. Consolation prize is to listen to this week's episode where Justin and guest Wotka discuss the 1989 cult comedy classic, UHF.

Royalty Free Music: "8 Bit Win!" By HeatleyBros ⁠⁠⁠⁠youtu.be/vX1xq4Ud2z8⁠