UK Unveils 'Kill Web' Program, Fusing Cyber Warfare and Military Force
The UK is finally admitting that cyberwarfare isn't just for hoodie-clad teenagers in basements. Committing a cool one billion pounds, the government is developing a Digital Targeting Web under its Cyber and Electromagnetic Command, aiming for British forces to take out enemies with virus-like precision. They've clearly learned the Ukraine lesson-no more lagging. As Defense Secretary John Healy put it, warfare's changing, and apparently, so is Britain’s determination to avoid irrelevance. About time.
EV Battery Recycling Isn’t Optional-It’s the Only Shot at Beating Future Lithium Shortages
The era of fossil fuels is (thankfully) dying, but here's a reality check: unless we get serious about recycling EV batteries, we’re just trading one crisis for another. With lithium demand set to explode, fresh data from UC Davis is clear-mining alone can’t keep up. Used batteries are literal treasure chests, so let's stop treating them like landfill fodder. Anyone who actually cares about an electric future should be screaming for stronger recycling mandates yesterday.
Britney Spears Still Has "Handlers" in 2025. Seriously?
In a world where celebrities overshare as easily as breathing, Britney Spears is yet again denied basic autonomy. Forget the nude photos-her so-called "handlers" (yep, still lurking) are the real scandal, stifling her at every turn. It's a wonder she hasn't handed them a mirror and suggested they go handle their own lives for a change.
Democrats Scramble for a New Scapegoat as Elon Musk Ducks Out
Elon Musk has left the government hot seat, and Democrats suddenly find themselves villainless, which is apparently a fate worse than Republican tax cuts. With Musk off counting his earnings rather than decimating federal programs, the left will have to dust off their old Trump talking points for midterms. Political drama, just with a recycled script.
Bet the Under: Chris Sale vs. Zack Wheeler in Pitching Showdown
Tonight’s Braves/Phillies Game 2 features two pitchers who’ve spent May making hitters look silly. Chris Sale and Zack Wheeler are allergic to giving up runs, so unless your definition of fireworks includes three-up, three-down innings and 99 mph heaters, don’t expect a slugfest. Bet the under, watch the duel, and embrace the art of not scoring.
Harry Brook’s Captaincy Off to a Roaring Start as England Thrash West Indies
Welcome to the Brook Era-one match in, and England fans are already losing track of the superlatives. Brook’s first ODI as captain saw his side brutalize West Indies by 238 runs, and if you’re a fan of competitive cricket, you might want to avert your eyes from the rest of the series. As debuts go, this was less a statement and more an exclamation point.