A real genuine recording of a real life real genuine discussion on the budget between Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and Chancellor Jeremy Hunt.
Transcript:
There's a hole in the budget, dear Rishi, dear Rishi,
There's a hole in the budget, dear Rishi, a hole.

So fix it dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy,
So fix it dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, fix it.

With what should I fix it, dear Rishi, dear Rishi,
With what should I fix it, dear Rishi, with what?

With debt, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy,
With debt, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, with debt.

But the debt is too big, dear Rishi, dear Rishi,
The debt is too big, dear Rishi, too big.

So cut it dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy,
So cut it dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, cut it!

With what should I cut it, dear Rishi, dear Rishi,
With what should I cut it, dear Rishi, with what?

Use a policy, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy,
Use a policy, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, the policy.

But the policy is too blunt, dear Rishi, dear Rishi,
The policy is too blunt, dear Rishi, too blunt.

So, sharpen it, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy,
So sharpen it dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, sharpen it!

With what should I sharpen it, dear Rishi, dear Rishi,
With what should I sharpen, dear Rishi, with what?

Use sharp wit, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy,
Use sharp wit, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, use wit.

But the sharp wit is too dry, dear Rishi, dear Rishi,
The sharp wit is too dry, dear Rishi, too dry.

So wet it, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy,
So wet it, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, wet it.

With what should I wet it, dear Rishi, dear Rishi,
With what should I wet it, dear Rishi, with what?

With cash flow, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy,
With cash flow, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, was flow.

With what should I carry it, dear Rishi, dear Rishi,
With what should I carry it, dear Rishi, with what?

Use the Treasury Chest dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy,
Use Treasury Chest, dear Jeremy, dear Jeremy, the chest!

But, there's a hole in the budget, dear Rishi, dear Rishi,
There's a hole in the budget, dear Rishi, a hole.