What would the story of Christianity--from creation to redemption to the eschaton--look like if it were told through a sophistic lens? Well, it looks familiar, but more like a terrifying caricature. These little distortions, though they contain what seem to be the central propositions about Christianity, make God into a monster and redemption more like an abusive relationship. But arguably our default way of perceiving is sophist, so that often this is the Christianity we have learned. So, Joel and Travis try to show how ugly the beauty of Christianity becomes within a sophistic metaphysics, with the intention (in the next podcast) to show how seeing Christianity within what is in fact a Christian metaphysical framework.