Who are you? Who, who, who, who? The lyrics from television's greatest crime procedural ask a question that cuts to the core of every person's being, and is strongly worth considering in light of our present-day online and IRL personas.

That's what the co-hosts of "Selfie Valuation" are here to pick apart, specifically in terms of television's greatest sitcom and its second episode. For those still seeking to define themselves, know this: you're listening to Beth and Evan, and that makes you the best kind of person.