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Today’s transmission is brought to you by collapsing ceasefires, overdue reckonings, and the ghost of Hulk Hogan’s mustache.

Top stories include:

Thailand and Cambodia reenact colonial border wars while the West asks, “Is this about China?”

France makes a diplomatic play for Palestine, and the US throws a freedom tantrum.

Gaza is starving again, but hey, here’s a push notification about tacos.

The DOJ meets with Ghislaine Maxwell like it’s just another networking lunch.

And a global outage reminds us Elon Musk’s sky routers are just vending machines for failure.

Also:

Ozzy Osbourne’s family breaks silence postmortem.

Dating apps are still emotional scams.

And yes — Hulk Hogan, the professional wrestler of the 80s, has finally leg dropped into the afterlife. We won’t miss the union-busting, but we will miss the memes.

This is Doomscroll.fm, broadcasting live from a backhoe accident, two missed calls, and the gnawing realization that none of your tabs will save you. We scavenged over 2,600 articles from across the glitching net to bring you this symphony of dread.

Hit play. Let it rot.