I'm just a cook, says the star of this movie, who definitely looks as though he knows a LOT about food.

It's our one and only foray into the work of Steven Seagal, here with his biggest and best ever movie.

Also featuring Great Value Nick Nolte (also known as Gary Busey), Tommy Lee Jones, and Erika Eleniak as Ms. July '89.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

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